Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been...
number
Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!
bedroom building guest inspector
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
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Chief justice of the supreme court. What great men he would join - John Marshall, Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger, mmmm burger
bite diner eat good somewhere telling vegan
I'm not telling you, 'Never eat a hamburger.' Just eat the good ones with real beef, you know, like the ones from that mom-and-pop diner down the street, ... And it's so good that when you take a bite out of that burger, you just know somewhere in the world a vegan is crying.
everytime guess mad stop stupid
If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doing stupid things!
people prove statistics
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
hit hope
Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders
tv
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
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A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?
If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
AHHH. Donuts. . . What can't they do.