Henry Beard
Henry Beard
Henry Nichols Beardis an American humorist, one of the founders of the magazine National Lampoon and the author of several best-selling books...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
golf two water
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
golf clash ifs
Wear it if it clashes.
golf driving shots
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
blessed golf player
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
golf balls tees
Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
golf two different
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
golf swings balls
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
golf appreciate firsts
It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.
golf
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
golf nonchalant golf-jokes
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
golf wind swings
If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.
lying golf play
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf
golf water balls
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
golf two groups
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.