Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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One man's folly is often another man's wife.
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
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There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
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A man's ""ideal woman"" is usually the one whom he passes with a worshipful bow-when he is on his way to call on the other kind