George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.
The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.