George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.
This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.