George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
And now gay people want to get married... Haven't they suffered enough?
It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.
He is dead now, but he meant well.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Every time you're exposed to advertising in America you're reminded that this country's most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit.
You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.