Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
rich
All i would like to say is that I'm rich and you're not.
eyebrows fingers lays
Don't lay a finger on me eyebrows or I'll sue you f...
drunk musician insult
I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible.
past years oasis
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
thinking miserable radiohead
I just think Radiohead are f-in' miserable bastards.
song kids fate
The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.
pain clothes people
I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.
years scumbags sound
The scumbags are taking over the streets. I don't know what David Cameron and Gordon Brown are going to do about it. It all goes back to the Thatcher (Margaret Thatcher) years. It sounds like a cliché but that's when the rot set in.
kids guitar inspire
I was playing guitar before I heard The Beatles, but as I got older and listened to their tunes I realized they were amazing. They inspire me more now than they did when I was a kid and are still the greatest.
records doe influential
Phil Collins sold five times as many records as I did. Does that make him nearly as influential as I am? Nope.
play envy wonder
I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.
people age ribs
You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me.
one-direction mind
I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?
boys shots should
They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)