Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
hate fool i-hate
I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.
stupid names littles
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
dad father responsibility
I started off as many fathers do. I enjoyed the good bits, but I was wary of the responsibility. But now I love being a dad.
song writing play
I wasn't put on this earth to amass money or personal wealth. I was put on this earth to play guitar and write songs.
player thinking people
People say I seem very negative about new music - well, if somebody asks me what I think of Keane, I'll tell 'em. I don't like 'em. I'll obviously take it a step too far and grossly insult the keyboard player's mam or summat, but I'm afraid that's just me.
world enough good-things
There's not enough good things in the world.
iraq legacy brilliant
Tony Blair is a brilliant politician. Unfortunately, his legacy is entwined with George W. Bush because of Iraq.
flower america attention
America is a really delicate flower that needs a lot of attention.
believe two years
Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker.
stars children son
My son ain't going to be miserable because he's going to be the child of a rock star, the end.
talent making-money not-interested
I'm not interested in making money. It's just that with my talent, I'm cursed with it.
mean cat cnn
There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?
song people band
When you're in a band and there's five of you, you have to accommodate five people in every song.
love life change
I love the satisfaction of living in a world on a Wednesday where a song didn't exist that you're going to create on a Thursday that's going to change somebody's life, possibly, you're creating that from nothing.