Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
towns our-town jerk
Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
dream struggle simple
Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.
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Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.
comedian stories truth-is
The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it.
america comedian genuine
Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
school oddballs disorder
The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.
believe america detroit
I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?
war tragedy generations
Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?
airports giving massage
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
sex coincidence crime
Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.
drug gateways gates
You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.
hate squares roots
Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
apples use punk
On a scale of one to ten, how punk am I? Apple. I don't use your scale.
baby burglars
Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.