Eugene Mirman
Eugene Mirman
Eugene Boris Mirmanis a Russian-born American comedian and writer. Mirman is known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated, and voicing Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers...
NationalityRussian
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1974
CountryRussian Federation
regret drunk aces
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?
kids thinking trying
I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.
long want can-do
You can do anything you want, as long as it works.
boys years aspergers
Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes clear the second that you realize that God is a 12-year-old boy with Asperger's.
people mind different
It's easy to sit on a mountaintop and tell people what to do and how to be happy. I have chosen to do that. Not because it's easy, but for a different reason, which I would reveal, if your mind was ready to handle it, which it isn't, which is also very convenient for me.
girl sex years
There's nothing sexier than a girl who's like, 'I know who FDR is, I know about the New Deal, I'm going to give you a new deal.' and then, over a period of years, she structures her sex acts in such a way that they save the economy.
attitude america adopted
In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.
giving peers pressure
Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.
media safety goes-on
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
oddities laughing judgment
I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
reason ifs knows
If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.
logic fascinated
I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.
music party cab-drivers
It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.
fire trying wake-up
Try not to wake up on fire.