Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.
I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.
He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so will you sign all of mine?
I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.
I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
The only lesson I really wanted to get across,
I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.
If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.