Eoin Colfer

Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.
I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.
Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.
Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.
Sounded like girls. Mixed feelings on that score. He didn't despise them with the same passion he used to. In fact, Benny suspected that there would come a time in the not-too-distant future when he might develop a mysterious interest in them.
In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.