Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.
The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.
You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.
They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.