Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colfer
Eoin Colferis an Irish author of children's books. He worked as a primary school teacher before he became a full-time writer. He is best known for being the author of the Artemis Fowl series. In September 2008, Colfer was commissioned to write the sixth installment of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, entitled And Another Thing ..., which was published in October 2009...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionChildren's Author
Date of Birth14 May 1965
CityWexford, Ireland
CountryIreland
Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.
Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.
Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
I don't like lollipops.
Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?