Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
blessed amazing-life wells
I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.
be-true-to-yourself true-to-yourself fine
Be true to yourself and everything will be fine.
believe people germs
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
gay messages needs
When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!
nice real rapper
Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.
dance just-dance
You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
zero numbers eight
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
wall sorry party
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time...
gay thinking race
If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.
mom my-mom my-friends
No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about.
thanksgiving turkeys sanctuary
Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.
mad people together
Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody like that to a movie but you don't realize until you get there that you're with somebody like that? Brand new movie. First day it's open. You're there together and the entire time they're sitting there: Where's she going? Why'd he do that? Is he mad at her? I don't know, let's watch and find out together shall we? You know who you are. You're denying it right now: I do not do that. Why is she saying that?. What's she gonna say next?
memories thinking firsts
I don't think I remember my first memory.
baby jobs mean
I think the hard thing about this job [stand-up] I mean, I think this part is great but that the traveling is y'know, 'cause 'cause I'm gone a lot from home and this time I'm out for three-and-a-half weeks without going home, and that's hard, to be gone three-and-a-half weeks 'cause then I have to ask my friends, "Would you mind going to the house and watering the plants, and turn some lights on and make it look like somebody's home, and make sure that the mobile over the crib isn't tangled or the baby's gonna get bored...