Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
procrastination ideas waiting
I have a terrible problem with procrastination... a friend told me, "Well, you should go to therapy." And I thought about it, but then I said, "Wait a minute. Why should I pay a stranger to listen to me talk when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk?" And that's when I got the idea of touring.
animal eating eating-animals
Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.
cutting hair talking
And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue. They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. What about the bangs are they shorter?! Are the bangs shorter?! The bangs!
two worry focus
We can sit and worry about what's going to happen to us two weeks from now. I'd rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
giving peaceful feelings
There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness... It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
dog couple buckets
We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.
blessed amazing-life wells
I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.
be-true-to-yourself true-to-yourself fine
Be true to yourself and everything will be fine.
believe people germs
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
gay messages needs
When the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!
nice real rapper
Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.
dance just-dance
You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
zero numbers eight
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
wall sorry party
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time...