Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
Edward John "Eddie" Izzardis an English stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. His comedic style takes the form of rambling, whimsical monologue, and self-referential pantomime. He had a starring role in the television series The Riches as Wayne Malloy and has appeared in films such as Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Mystery Men, Shadow of the Vampire, The Cat's Meow, Across the Universe, and Valkyrie. He has also worked as a voice actor in The Wild, Igor, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1962
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.
Drag for me is costume, and what I'm trying to do is, sometimes I'll go around and wear makeup in the streets, turn up to the gig, take the makeup off, do the show, and then put the makeup back on. It's the inverse of drag. It's not about artifice. It's about me just expressing myself. So when I'm campaigning in London for politics, I campaign with makeup on and the nails. It's just what I have on, like any woman.
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.
If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!
I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?