Related Quotes
funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
army regimes serbia
The army did what Milosevic's regime asked of it, which was to create a 'Greater Serbia'. Carlos Mesa
army men dwarves
My friendship you shall have, leanred Man," piped Reepicheep. "And any Dwarf--or Giant---in the army who does not give you good language shall have my sword to reckon with. C. S. Lewis
army boys men
So I had to be the doctor to these wounded men until we could remove them to the hospital. There were fifty-four women and forty little boys with the Red Army prisoners, and I went daily to take care of them also. Agnes Smedley
army building feels god good hollywood
God is building an army all over the place, in Hollywood as well. So it feels good to be a part of it. Trai Byers
army years four
I spent four years in the United States Army between 1985 and 1989, and I certainly learned how to survive out in the woods. Chad Coleman
army childhood brain
Half my family was from the Imperial Japanese Navy, and the other half was U.S. Army, and I was raised on Army posts during my childhood, so I pretty much began my life with a split-brain sort of thing. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
army four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse wind
Army, Marriage, the Church, and Baking: the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Fermin Romero de Torres - The Shadow of the Wind. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
army base capital cities duty government number prepared thousands train women work
At least in cities where the Confederate Army established a base of operations, young women were overwhelmed by the number of prospective suitors. Thousands of men flocked to the Confederate capital of Richmond, prepared to work in one of the government departments or to train for duty in the Army. Karen Abbott
army-and-navy bring roadblocks
We want the IDF (army) to bring back all the roadblocks in our area, Shaul Goldstein
makeup ive-learned natural
I used to wear more makeup, but I've learned to enjoy being natural. Dianna Agron
makeup hair max
I am a fast dresser, 30 minutes max with hair and makeup. I don't have a uniform, but I like to be comfortable. Diane von Furstenberg
makeup looks without-makeup
It's very often true that some women look better without makeup, but that's only during the day. Diane von Furstenberg
makeup phones light
I sit in the sink (while applying makeup). I do. I've broken more sinks...I sit in the sink, on top of a big square sink in my bathroom with my feet in the basin so I'm very close to the mirror with the good light, and I'm very comfortable. I also manage to put my two phones in the sink so that nothing, but nothing, could get me out of there. Diane von Furstenberg
makeup magazines actresses
The industry has died as far as modeling has gone, and I'll tell you why. Magazines are featuring the Halle Berrys and Sarah Jessica Parkers, all the actresses. Makeup companies are featuring all the celebrities. All the models have died. Janice Dickinson
makeup men
I find most men don't like a lot of makeup. Chloe Sevigny
makeup water soap
I take off my makeup with Ponds cold cream, and then I wash myself with gentle soap and water, and that's it. China Machado
makeup car said
The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident. Cheri Oteri
makeup thinking people
I have very talented people dress me and put my makeup on, stuff like that. But I do love that look, and I think it's maybe because I grew up on that old glamour. Charlize Theron