Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.