Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.