Doug Larson
Doug Larson
Doug Larsonwas a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocateand wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette, both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star. Larson was born in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth10 February 1926
CountryUnited States of America
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.