David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
It's the old college days kind of thing.
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.
It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.
Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.