David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
To be famous and broke is hard.
I have no detectable hair style.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
My career is just kind of crazy.
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you!
It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.
If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.