David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.
Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.
You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
It's hard to have a career.
A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
It's funny because it's funny.