David Spade
David Spade
David Wayne Spadeis an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred and co-starred in the films, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, among others...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth22 July 1964
CityBirmingham, MI
CountryUnited States of America
The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
I never dated much in high school or college.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.
Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.
I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.
I think it's sweet that everyone still has a real nice place in their hearts for him, they still remember him.