David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
comedian mind arrogant
I don't mind being accused of being a bad comedian and I don't even mind being accused of being a bad talk-show host, but I never want to be accused of being an arrogant, pompous showbiz asshole.
smart use bats
Them bats is smart. They use radar!
war thinking appreciate
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
motivational reality focus
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
tortillas chipotle
Hillary went to a Chipotle in a tortilla pantsuit.
jobs thinking people
A lot of people think I'm retiring, but I've been telling a fib. I've been forced to leave this job because I gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation.
running dream new-york
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.
hate coffee water
I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
iowa people driving
Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
waiting cabinets trump
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.
believe ideas great-idea
Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
worry flesh wounds
Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound.
running president publicity
Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
apples secret watches
Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.