David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
jobs thinking people
A lot of people think I'm retiring, but I've been telling a fib. I've been forced to leave this job because I gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation.
running dream new-york
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.
hate coffee water
I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.
iowa people driving
Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
waiting cabinets trump
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.
believe ideas great-idea
Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
worry flesh wounds
Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound.
running president publicity
Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.
apples secret watches
Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.
iowa people listening
Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.
book trying president
Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.
fighting guy black
Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.
waiting president half
Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'
rip president republican
Did you hear what the Republicans have said about Hillary Clinton? They say she's too angry to be president. Hillary Clinton, Senator Hillary Clinton, too angry to be president. When she heard this, Hillary said, 'Oh yeah? I'll rip your throats out, you bastards.'