David Letterman

David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
coffee personality ifs
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.
funny sarcastic iraq
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
change fun fall
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
pie moments admire
Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.
writing two needs
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.
business office-work shows
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
courage real believe
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
spring fall saving
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
paris next wonder
Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
new-york rats today
Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
baby long voting
I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
new-york tired yankees
Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal.
thanksgiving mom drinking
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'
wife presidential secret
Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.