David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
dog water funeral
One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.
funeral presidential hopeful
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but emails about low-cost funerals and Viagra.
running mean president
Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'
guy looks picture-frames
I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.
running president care
Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.
long pages torture
The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.
running talking president
Paul Ryan announced that after a lot of thought, and talking it over with family and friends, that he is not going to run for president in 2016. I'm telling you, this announcement sent shock waves through no one.
evil family-and-friends together
Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.
new-york cities use
Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.
white house president
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.
kim sound married
Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?
naughty santa today
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
war japan world
The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.
thinking fcc decision
The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?