David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
running president palin
Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.
turkeys pipeline want
There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants to build a gravy pipeline.
relationship thinking two
Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
race pie presidential
Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
news economy rescue
Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'
detroit havens
I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.
new-york believe cities
If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world.
heart gone bypass
While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.
weekend two bigs
Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
sports coats lasts
Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
book gay hey
Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
country giving advice
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany?
funny new-york humor
Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdales?" And three is "Don't worry, it's only a flesh wound.
writing night guy
Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!