David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
mother new-year new-york
Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.
men trials he-man
Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.
mars astronomy foreign-policy
The Mars Polar Lander has been quieter than George W. Bush after a foreign policy question.
thinking psychics numbers
I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.
stars years president
Bush met with former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter is 76 years old, or as Democrats call him 'their bright new star of the future.'
thinking cities pennsylvania
You know, we had the elections earlier in the week, and a dead woman, in Pennsylvania, somehow was on the ballot and she was elected to city council. A dead woman actually elected! And I'm thinking, well, I guess there is still hope for Al Gore.
art fear fall
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
inspirational holiday airports
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
thinking bmw europe
President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the CEO's of BMW and Volkswagen.
couple kids idols
Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet positions. And today he announced that he wants the surgeon general to be TV Dr. Sanjay Gupta. That was the kid on 'American Idol,' wasn't it?
lying rivers dancing
The candidates at the Republican debate looked like a town council that was outlawing dancing. They looked like a board of directors that was lying about poisoning a river.
sorry presidential birth
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.
military war gay
Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.
illinois car made
Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.