David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
thanksgiving ramadan doe
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
god retirement dvds
He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.
running gentleman problem
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
funny dog numbers
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
would-be campaigns let-me
Let me just say this: You know your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying, 'I told you there would be more lewd photos'.
running new-york cities
I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch...
book hey cain
Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'
kids white house
The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called ' Irony.gov. '
long presidential chinese
New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a long way. The last Republican president wasn't even fluent in English.
new-year writing pigs
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.
funny dog screw-ups
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
spring mean weekend
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.
sleep midnight kitties
Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping.
talking years sweaters
I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.'