David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
party years ice
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.
country kids serious
Don't kid yourself. Global warming is no joke. Here's how serious global warming has gotten to be in the United States. In this country global warming is so bad, we are now actually starting to warm up to Barry Bonds.
weed night periods
I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.
voting want german-shepherds
I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
jobs believe government
I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
long voting freedom-of-speech
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
korea circles evil
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.
bars blame snooki
Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
valentine rose together
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!
new-york cities liberty
It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress.
childhood wish complaining
Childhood. I wish I had something to complain about.
apology working-very-hard secret
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
dog spring confused
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
sex newts wells
Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.