David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
funny travel land
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
party different body
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.
guy today pants
Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.
strong hate independent
And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.
new-york home names
Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address.
new-york cities doctors
This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
new-york home police
New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
sleep thinking nsa
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
marriage husband world
Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!"
nudists pants
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
waiting-in-line apples iphone
At the Apple store, the people waiting in line for the iPhone 6 were trampled by the people waiting for the iPhone 7.
new-york moving cities
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
sex creepy stuff
The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is yes I have. I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.
golf drunk guy
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf?