David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
taken thinking together
Because you think an explosion has taken place and you're looking at the shards and you say, 'Well, can we put this back together?' And by God, maybe you can put it back together. And maybe it won't be the same, but maybe it will be different, and maybe it can even be better in a different way.
funny new-york humor
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
funny humor association
The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
coffee hamburgers disease
They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
love-you gun car
Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.
success congratulations groups
Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.
funny sarcastic writing
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.
funny sarcastic eye
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
sarcastic mathematical ability
Has the mathematical abilities of a Clydesdale.
moving thinking weekend
Over the weekend, John Kerry - the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on - he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again.
boys ideas red
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
interesting annoyed trials
There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial: both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial.
running body littles
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
thinking sea race
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.