David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
special osama-bin-laden disbanded
The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.
coffee espresso personality
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
cutting half pay
Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.
coffee loser clinton
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
president
Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!
congratulations years hussein
Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote, and one percent of the vote went for last-minute candidate Frank Lautenberg.
coffee humanity sin
Weak coffee is the greatest sin against humanity.
information today ministers
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
white house today
According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'
coffee drinking thinking
You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
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In Hollywood, Oscar is king
heart godly light
He opened a window in my heart, and the light of the world shined in.
football halloween miami-dolphins
I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.
halloween holiday men
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.