David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
military white house
There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.
numbers news mail
CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.
believe kids government
Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she should tell us what to do.
evil promise use
You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?
noses way firsts
That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.
baby birth internet
Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.
son firsts sun
In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun.
dog toilets winner
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.
sex eating diets
I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?
night idols president
Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.
mistake leaving dumb
CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.
iraq trying president
It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.
sex animal phones
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
christmas running shopping
I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."