David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
president comedy quiet
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
funny wind guy
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
funny math science
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
land oil gulf-of-mexico
How about that oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico. And you know, the oil slick is going everywhere. So the next time somebody lands on the Hudson, it won't be that big a deal.
oil mexico miami
The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.
iraq news hussein
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
oil gulf-of-mexico parks
There is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.
summer beach people
And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.
hunting oil wildlife
They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.
dating billionaire taxes
Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?
mother daughter baby
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
couple years iraq
President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.
jobs news foxes
Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.
military confused president
President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal.