Dane Cook
Dane Cook
Dane Jeffrey Cookis an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges, and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident. He...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 March 1972
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
I'm a late-night guy.
I get so into the moment.
We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.
Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win.
Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."
Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'.
What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.
I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.