Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
I'd kill for 'somewhat frosty.'
girl boys pimp
Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!
support luck troops
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
jobs funny-thanksgiving turkeys
The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need a job.'
running sex office
George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.
marijuana cities san-francisco
San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not.
hate book school
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In those situations, the correct response to, 'Where did you go to school?' is 'School? I never had much in the way of book learnin' and such.' And then get in your BMW and get the hell out of there.
thinking feet brain
Over-thinking in your brain is anathema to the process of thinking on your feet.
people want stills
I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.
dream people parent
Don't thank your parents. If you were raised in a nurturing environment, you wouldn't be in show business. Don't say, 'Wow, this is heavy.' Of course it's heavy. It contains the shattered dreams of four other people.
running years teeth
One of the candidates running for governor is a 100-year-old woman. Yeah, the 100-year-old says she'd like to recall Governor Gray Davis, but more importantly, she'd like to recall where she left her teeth.
california yesterday race
California has gone insane. According to the latest poll, Arnold Schwarzenegger is leading in California's governor's race by 34 points. You can tell that Governor Gray Davis is worried because he spent all day yesterday working on his pecs.
iran hearing interviews
In a new interview, Secretary of State Colin Powell repeated that the U.S. has no plans to attack Syria or Iran. After hearing this Donald Rumsfeld responded, 'Like he'd know.'
reality iraq soldier
In Iraq, four American soldiers have been arrested and charged with stealing a million dollars cash. After hearing about it the Fox network announced plans for a new reality show called 'GI Joe Millionaire.'