Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
believe gay marijuana
Yesterday, voters in the state of Maine voted no to gay marriage, but yes to medical marijuana. That's right, people in Maine believe marriage should be a sacred institution between a really stoned man and a really stoned woman.
believe political mormonism
Herman Cain has moved ahead of Mitt Romney. Can you believe that? Political analysts say this is because Americans don't understand Mormonism but they do understand pizza.
inspirational disappointment believe
I told graduates to not be afraid to fail, and I still believe that. But today I tell you that whether you fear it or not, disappointment will come. The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.
jesus believe president
A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that? Still, neither has used the phrase 'Oh God, oh God,' more than President Clinton.
believe usa missing
Donald Trump insisted he's always had a great relationship with women. He said, 'I believe a woman can be anything she wants to be, whether that's Miss USA or Miss Universe. Either one.'
believe kids average
According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch.
country meet president
It's not every day I get to meet the president of a country.
care helped hurt impact sure
I'm not sure if I helped or hurt her. The important thing is just that I had an impact. I don't care what kind of impact it was.
army asked conceived confirmed contract fighting fire firm gave iraq lucrative president run spokesman vice war
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
thinking media people
I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.
kids ice-cream taught
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
baseball batting players repeat tougher
Baseball said it's instituting tougher steriod testing. For the 1st offense, players get a 10-game suspension. For repeat offenses, players will get a batting championship.
experience
The whole experience was surreal. It was a fevered dream.
character imitated persona slick
This cowardly, back-tracking, fast-talking, slick character, to me, is probably the most imitated character and persona that's in comedy.