Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
jumping hair rocks
If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
years rock-and-roll rocks
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
stars rocks years
A public relations firm said that rock star David Lee Roth owes them over $110,000. The strange thing is that it's the first time that David Lee Roth has had any publicity in ten years.
country meet president
It's not every day I get to meet the president of a country.
care helped hurt impact sure
I'm not sure if I helped or hurt her. The important thing is just that I had an impact. I don't care what kind of impact it was.
army asked conceived confirmed contract fighting fire firm gave iraq lucrative president run spokesman vice war
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
thinking media people
I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.
kids ice-cream taught
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
baseball batting players repeat tougher
Baseball said it's instituting tougher steriod testing. For the 1st offense, players get a 10-game suspension. For repeat offenses, players will get a batting championship.
experience
The whole experience was surreal. It was a fevered dream.
character imitated persona slick
This cowardly, back-tracking, fast-talking, slick character, to me, is probably the most imitated character and persona that's in comedy.
american-entertainer bush clinton deal million signed
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.
hard laugh loud people time
If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.
bush days drain experts flood half heard president water
Experts say it could take 80 days to drain all of the flood water out of New Orleans. When President Bush heard this he said, '80 days, that's half a vacation.'