Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
running night comedian
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.
running party texas
Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.
inspirational funny motivational
I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.
jumping hair rocks
If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock, jumping up like a frog, coming up with weird concepts and ideas, making faces, and combing his hair into a giant pastry.' It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
iowa riding ponies
Chris Christie said he will top Donald Trump's Iowa State Fair helicopter entrance by riding in on a pony. As a result, all the ponies in Iowa have gone into hiding.
path dartmouth
Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42.
personality charm wit
No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .
baby princess parent
The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'
valentine mcdonalds tables
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
nice home pigs
I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs.
funny technology perfect
Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every ten minutes.
funny sex giving-up
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV.
television economy good-things
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
moving self loathing
There's no cure for getting depressed. There's no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. But figure out enough about it so that when it happens, you can get over it and keep moving and just accomplish more.