Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
children hero angel
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.
evil want naked
She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
believe
Why understand when you can believe?
alive spirit
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
brother juice hey
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
skulls cracks original-thought
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
children laughing judging
Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.
adventure comfort stories
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
humorous challenges may
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
giving answers asks
We Ask the Gods for Answers and They Give Us Questions
jobs men good-as-it-gets
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it good for you?” You: a. Say, “God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life” b. Say, “Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man.” c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, “That’s for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished
pride want acknowledge
He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.
writing circles two
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write. Why me?
fall laos lao-tzu
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.