Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore
mistake baptists john-the-baptist
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.
angel men years
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
beautiful thinking evil
...she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
dog hurt children
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?
horrible plans chosen
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that.
girl mean awkward
Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
men personality talent
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
girl drawing air
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
mother whistler
Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?
people looks stuff
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
mean pieces earnest
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
blessed meek
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
men thinking weak-man
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
irritation life-is
Life is an irritation.