Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
men boys comedy
Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
real careers track
You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.
men white-man black
If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!
jobs two president
If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.
careers comedian comfort
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
companion knows
I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see a movie with.
funny school humor
School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
smart people dumb
You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!
real mean guy
The best part is just having a partner. There is no real worst part. I'm not going to say there's a worst part. I mean I'm a comedian - comedians like to work alone. So maybe I'm not the ideal guy to be married to, in that sense.
brother bigs im-sad
I'm happy if everybody else is. I'm a big brother, the oldest. If you're happy and I'm not, I'm cool with that. If I'm happy and you're not, I'm sad.
comedian tvs want
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
brother thinking love-of-my-life
I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.
funny gun men
White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.
girl teenage boys
I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.