Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
afford chance depend help nice people public work
These people depend on public transportation, and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them.
beat kids thank white
I want to thank all the white kids who beat (me). I'm rich!
hang
I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
gave gonna next oscar oscars parking
Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.
check depend jump nice people public time
Not everyone can jump in their SUV's and go check into a nice hotel. Those people depend on public transportation... Now it's the time to do something for them.
glad last losing ready time
It's a lot of pressure. I'm very glad I'm not getting ready right now. This time last year, I was losing my mind.
casting excuse famous funny gonna horrible seen stunt
I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!
bought card care guess health money people problem reason weave
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
proud sit
It wasn't like, 'Let's all sit down and be proud African-Americans tonight.
bring celebrity disaster help whatever worst
It's the worst disaster we'll ever see, ... I'm here to use whatever celebrity I have to help bring attention.
care hard jokes
It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.
approve comments cringe name
I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it.
changed
I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,
feel-better matter difficult
No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.