Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
funny stars halloween
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
shoes water pairs
Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.
lying men lying-men
Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
christian memories black
A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.
people black normal
I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.
fighting winning men
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
white independence slave
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
work-out trying clubs
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
children father tired
I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.
jobs hate hard-work
I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation … No, UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation … It’s the easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, ‘what’s the line?’ And the guy goes, ‘it’s time to go to the store.’ And I go, ‘it’s time to go to the store!’ … And then they give me a million dollars.
change men thinking
I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.
funny fall humor
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
years tv-shows careers
Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
funny humor shopping
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.