Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
groups comedy activity
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
funny stars halloween
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
shoes water pairs
Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.
lying men lying-men
Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.
christian memories black
A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.
people black normal
I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.
fighting winning men
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
white independence slave
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
work-out trying clubs
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
children father tired
I'm looking forward to not being tired around my child. My father was tired a lot. I want to play ball with my child without having to grab my shoulder because I'm not physically fit. And I want to really teach my child and become his or her friend.
jobs hate hard-work
I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation … No, UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation … It’s the easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, ‘what’s the line?’ And the guy goes, ‘it’s time to go to the store.’ And I go, ‘it’s time to go to the store!’ … And then they give me a million dollars.
change men thinking
I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.
funny fall humor
Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!
years tv-shows careers
Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.