Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
real smoking clubs
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
independent democratic
I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
funny humor want
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
lonely comedian comedy
A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.
hate midget
George Bush hates midgets.
issues mind fool
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
funny humor vcr
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
feels
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
believe law comedian
You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.
gun work-out
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
liberty pay checks
You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
funny humor president
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
comedian spanx murphy
Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
funny epic mexican
Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.