Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
men perfect mexican
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
world lotion
Money is the best lotion in the world.
kids race games
Kids raised on a culture of ‘We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.’ Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say ‘the black kid over there.’ No, it’s ‘the guy with the red shoes.’ You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.
artist film-critics madagascar
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
forever easier show-business
It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.
okay
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
i-can i-can-do-it can-do
I do what I can do when I can do it.
lasts oscars welcome
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
clueless differences racism
There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.
government drug use
The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.
faces want bigs
No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
firsts first-time meetings
WHEN YOU MEET SOMEBODY FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MEETING THEM. YOU'RE MEETING THEIR REPRESENTATIVE.
real emotional affair
Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
gun waiting clubs
Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.